SHIT GUYS I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW UMMMMM
UMMMM
UHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM
I AM A GIRLFRIEND NOW HOLY FUCK
UH
UM
I'M
GOING
TO
SCREAMMMMM
AHHHHH
Ahhhhh
ahhh
Ok now I'm just shocked holy shit holy sh
Ahhhhh my mom's mad
This is weirdddddddd
Weirdddddddddddddddddddd
It's so weird omg ugh what
Boydog y u do this I ugh
My friend's think it's a bad idea
But I said fuck it and now I'm in a relationship
Um
Okay
But IDK man cuz like my
...
...
"Boyfriend"
(Ugh it's weirdddd)
Is like super conservative but
*looks around nervously*
*whispers*
He doesn't know that I write gay fanfiction
So yeah let's hope he never finds this account
If he does I might burn my house down and run away with my cat
who cuddled the fUCK OUT OF ME
GOD BLESS
THAT CUTIE
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I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH
SHES SO SOFT
and she git a lot bigger we've been fattening her up
to eAT HER
...
...
...
Not really I'm just weird oops
So boydog is texting me yknow being nice and stuff and every time he does I roll my eyes just like
No
Do not get attached
I can feel you liking me
It's a bad idea man
Do you know how much emotional baggage I have
Like not even Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez could carry it safely to my room jfc
(Is that even what a bellboy does??? Idk don't expect me to be fANCY)
but it's not anything against him
I just don't think I'm capable of ever giving him the love and affection he needs and deserves
Because I don't think I've ever been loved in my life
How do I give something that I don't know I have?
I told him that too
I told him "I just don't want you to get attached to someone who doesn't even feel like their mind is attached to their body all the time"
And some other stuff
But you know we've been "dating" for like three days I shouldn't worry about that
Which I need to mark that day in my calender because I will forget ahhaha
I just wish I could be single forever
But I want to be liked
But I want to be able to like that person back
And IDK if I'll be able to
.
.
.
OR
MAYBE IM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY MY FIRST BOYFRIEND EVER AND I JUST NEED
TO CALM
THE HECKERONI AND CHEESE
DOWNN
But who knows
Certainly not me hahaha
*distant angsty sobbing*
Monday, September 12
2016
12:04 AM EST
STAI LEGGENDO
If You Give a Dork a Pencil... || Personal
Casuale...chances are she'll write things with it. And if she writes things with her pencil... ...they'll probably be shit, like usual. [Basically where I tell you about story updates and talk to you about my actual life. Rated mature for language.]
