12/5/16

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I have an unhealthy obsession with Amazon

Okay like I love buying shit

BUT I have a story to preserve some of my dignity!

So it started with Disney, yeah? Everybody was getting phone cases but I
1.) Don't have an iPhone whatever number they're on now
2.) Wasn't gonna pay $30 for it when I had to buy food
3.) Wanted a Baymax one but Disney surprisingly is lacking on the BH6 merch??
(Of course we didn't go to the bh6 part of Epcot but is that the only place they have his shit??)

So I looked around online and saw tHE CUTEST ONE

So I looked around online and saw tHE CUTEST ONE

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LOOK AT HOW PERFECT IT IS

so I got it of course

Except it might not come?? I got it from this place in China that has had some mixed reviews...

Dammit China don't disappoint me

I want my phone case

Plz

But I got it for less than half the price of a for real Disney one so WIN

(...if it comes...)

But we'll see how that goes.

Then I had 10 dollars left to spend so I bought a poster

Then I had 10 dollars left to spend so I bought a poster

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I needed it ok

I couldn't just sit there and know I could be spending 10 DOLLARS

then I remembered I had another account! (Because I forgot about my first account about a year back when I bought something shut up)

And it had 7 dollars on it!!

So I bought a key chain

So I bought a key chain

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I love my life ok

And yes I know I'm trash okay

SHUT UP AND LOVE ME DAMMIT

so I'm going to my Grandma's on Sunday (she lives like 3 hours away oops) and my mom got on this kick where she wants us to wear ugly Christmas sweaters every time we go down for Christmas. WELL Walmart didn't have any good ones so she got me this long sleeve shirt with fake cross stitch or whatever that says BELIEVE and it has rabbits with antlers, bigfoot in a Santa hat and a unicorn

Nothing has suited me better I swear

Also I broke up w boydog

And now I'm significantly happier?

Lol I just wasn't made to date yet guys

---12/23/16---

Lol oops school happened

But I got my key chain and thESE

And I drew this in class when I checked Amazon and they were delivered

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And I drew this in class when I checked Amazon and they were delivered

And I drew this in class when I checked Amazon and they were delivered

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My mom was severely disappointed but that's ok

I take $200 so I plan to buy more gift cards and buy more books with them

I am a happy child ok

But it's finally break so maybe I'll actually update??

Lol probably not

God I'm so boring OK bye

Friday, December 23
2016
4:31 PM EST

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