hoodie texting masky (women problems)

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Hoodie: why are girls mean?

Masky: y u ask?

Hoodie: mercykiller took my gun and she is trying to kill Ben.

Hoodie: f$#%

Masky: ok so.

Hoodie: why are girls so emotional?

Masky: because if you break up with them you would be murdered alive

Hoodie: how do you know?

Masky: before i became a proxy i dated a couple of girls

Hoodie: Tim you never dated before!

Masky: ur just saying that because you never got laid.

Hoodie: f÷%# u

Masky: its true

Hoodie: sh#t

Masky: told you

Hoodie: fine then why were you flirting with mercykiller then?

Masky: i was not!

Hoodie: come on man we all no u like her.

Masky: she is just a friend!

Hoodie: your girlfriend

Masky: no we are not dating Brian

Hoodie: ok if you ask her for her name and she tells you no she likes u

Masky: and if she doesn't?

Hoodie: i havent thought about that...........f$%÷

Masky: look she never told her name to any of us and i dont think she will trust me.

Hoodie: trust me she will :)

Masky: i dont think she likes me back

Hoodie: SO YOU DO LIKE HER!

Masky: f#%$ i shouldnt have sent that

Hoodie: i can ask her out for u if u would like

Masky: no

Hoodie: y not?

Masky: because i will do it

Hoodie: yes!

Masky: dont get to excided

Hoodie: im trying not to

Hoodie: :)

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