creepypasta daily texts

me and jane (mo pain!)

Me: hi girl!

Jane: i feel so much pain

Me: on your thing to huh?

Jane: YES PLZ HELP ME IM DYING!

Me: so is clocks she on hers to. Just be glad im still at the store.

Jane: plz hurry!

Me: bish im trying

Jane: bring a heating pad with you!

Me: heating pad is at home

Jane: i thought u lived with us?!

Me: no i just come over really early

Jane: oh

Me: is there anything else you want me to get at the store?

Jane: DARK MOTHAF=$# CHOCLATE

Me: k

Jane: why arent you yelling back?

Me: because i have been there and done that

Jane: oh k

Me: k im in the chocolate isle

Jane: yusss!

Me: f%$#

Jane: wat

Me: they out of dark chocolate

Jane: f$!%

Me: i will just grab the other chocolate
Jane: thx

Me: np