November 12, 2003, Burrito Hospital
"Arghhhh!" The pregnant woman yelled like a dying burro.
"Push harder! Harder than trying to fit your fat uncle in the car!" The man holding her hand yelled.
"I'm trying!" The woman yelled.
"I can see it! It looks like a burrito!" The doctor yelled. "Come on, push harder!"
"Arghhhh heighhhh honkkk!" She yelled. And the baby popped out of her... whatever it's called.
"It's a girl!" The doctor yelled. The mother and father cried tears of joy. The father blew his buggers on his wife's hair. She looked at him like ಠ_ಠ
After cutting the noodles that connect her with the mom, they clean her up and hand her to the mom. As the mother held her child she smiled softly. The baby didn't cry. Instead, she opened her eyes and mouth. She threw up green slime into her moms face. Her mom couldn't help but smile. Then the baby said.
"I'm Juan."
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This was the end of chapter one. Hope you enjoyed. It was short, I know. But that's how Juan likes it cuz Juan is a lazy bum.
Burro - Spanish for donkey, idk if I spelled burro right •3•
Arghhhh heighhhh honkkk - A sound a dying donkey makes •3•
