You know those clowns going around woods in eastern America scaring the hell out of people? Well Bob's here to fix that. This heroic story shares a tale of a man who tries and kinda succeeds at getting all the children he accidentally made with nume...
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Eh, it was a relatively nice-ish day in the San Fernando Valley, and OH MY GOD HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS, Bob was watching the news. The reporter came on
"There has been numerous reports in the eastern part of the country of clowns being spotted standing in forests, on the corners of streets. Some have tried luring children and women in the wooded area's with candy. Be warned, some have been rumored to wield weaponry." Bob launched up from the chair, spitting out beer, while doing so.
"WHAT THE SH*T?!" He screeched.
TO BE CONTINUED
*sorry I made the first chapter so short, but it's really late and I really need to get up tomorrow and get onto the computer to do my school stuff. I promise I will make a nice long big hilarious chapter tomorrow for you all. I already know what I'm going to write, most likely around 12:00am-4:30(?)am ~Emily <3
