Lance: *drops his bowl of space goo*
Coran: WHAT WAS THAT?
Lance: uh... w-we gon rock with a napkin
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Lance: *walks into Pidge's room* hey Pidge have you see Keith?
Pidge: *hesitates and screams*
Lance: ...you know what imma go find him myself
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Shiro: *educating the Paladins* if Lance had seven apples, w-
Pidge: *looks at Lance* that's you!
Hunk: that's your name!
Lance: yeah that's me! gET back
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Keith: hey babe can you buy me a drink?
Lance: whatever floats your boat
Keith: okay.. i'm gonna get a margarita
Lance: last time i checked boats float on water but okay
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Voltron Crack Book
Fanfictionhunk is hogging food. keith and lance are making out in the corner. shiro is trying to settle everyone down. allura is crying in a different corner. pidge is probably doing drugs in another corner. coran is getting it all on video. memes are flying...
