LoveMePatrick: soooo....
LoveMePatrick: i got suspended...
BreadbinUrine: called it
LoveMePatrick: but it was totally worth it
LoveMePatrick changed their name to PatrickLovesMe
PatrickTree changed their name to ILovePete
BreadbinUrine: uM??? THATS FUCKING GAY???
RyanBitches: says you as i'm literally sucking your dick rn
BreadbinUrine: o yeh guys we're dating
FronkOreo: i assumed that since ryan announced that he's sucking your dick
RyanBitches: we could be friends with benefits? you don't know us
GeeWay: how are you texting while sucking dick?
RyanBitches: multitasking
BreadbinUrine: ive got a talented boyfriend
GayForAlex: what have i just arrived to?
BreadbinUrine: ryan has his phone on vibrate so it's vibrating against my dick when someone sends a message
GayForJack: jesus christ
JonRunner: you called?
RyanBitches: BRENDON GOT CUM ON MY FUCKING PHONE IM
Suspencer: wtf
Jonrunner: i am jesus. i am too pure for this sin.
Suspencer: hey jon im getting in the shower, wanna join?
Jonrunner: fUCK YEAH
GayForAlex: 'i am too pure for this sin'
JonRunner: i only sin for spencer;););)
GayForJack: i think this is my cue to leave
