Gajeel: Hey there bitch.
Levy: You really need to stop calling me that you asshole. ( seriously though, he should )
BY THE WAY SCRIPTED LINES IS THE AUTHOR TALKING
Lucy: Is it just me, or is it hot out here?
Natsu: It's just you.
Lucy: HEY!
Natsu: I mean it's uhm...hot out here.
Lucy: Thank God, you jackass.
Natsu: What should I call you...?
Lucy: You can call me a hot-
Natsu: Mess.
Lucy: What the fuck Natsu?
*******
Erza: Holy shit.
Jellal: I've never heard of holy poop before.
Erza: Oh-hi-Je-llal-I-didnt-see-you-there
Jellal: nah it's fine.
Erza: Bruh, I can imagine your little smirk right now.
Jellal: It's not as cute as yours when we fucked last night.
Erza: O.O ( I don't even fucking know what I wrote :/ )
*******
Evergreen: Elfman, give one word to describe me.
Elfman: A ma-
Evergreen: ELFMAN A FUCKING MAN? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Toot
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Laxus: Hi Mira.
Mira: Hi, by the way, describe me with three words.
Laxus: Badass Demon Slut
Mira: What the fugg is with the slut
Laxus: I saw you drunk with other boys last friday, oh you looked like shit.
Mira: No shit sherlock, I was sleeping comfortably beside Elfman and Lisanna.
Laxus: You slept with a guy other than me?
Mira: What are you, jealous?
Laxus: No I am a human being thank you.
Porlyusica: Laxus, she wasn't drunk with other boys last Friday. The potion I gave you had imaginative effects, and that is your imagination.
Laxus: OK, what the fuck?
**************
Gray: Happy Valentines Juvia.
Juvia: Happy Valentines Gray.
Lyon: Gray? I thought of him more as blac-
Juvia: Fucking racist asshole, how did you get into our beautiful house?
Lyon: Jesus Christ, the door was open so I might as well get in.
Gray: What do you call a guy who gets into our house?
Lyon: A guest.
Gray: Damn, good point.
Juvia: It's not a guest if I didn't invite you. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!
Gray: Roasted, Lyon.
* LYON GETS OUTTA DA HOUSE *
Toot
************
Gray: Let it go! Let it go!
Elsa: Die, bitch. * shoots gun *
- Copyright Inc.
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Karma: Want a sword fight? ASSASSINATION CLASSROOM
Nagisa: Are you kidding? THE SAME
Kija: You little boys get out of the way. YONA OF THE DAWN
Hak: Says the guy who can't handle a cup of sake. SAME
Asuna: You will never, I mean never get on my level. SAO
Kirito: How bout' me? SAME
Erza: DIE BITCHES IM THE MOTHAFAKING QUEEN OF SWORDS! FAIRY TAIL
Kagura: Let's do a fucking massacre.
All except Kagura: O.o
Kagura: OH MY GOD THAT WENT SO WRONG
