The Life of Bob

Friend

Bob is going to have a hell of an adventure butt not quite yet. Not because of his lack of skills, abilities nor intelligence, but because he is alone. nobody can survive going on a journey alone. he needs a fren, partner, or some sidekick to join his lethal adventure. He needs someone to support him and help him through his journey. This journey is a long one, so he needs someone he can count on. 

But the hard part is that. He succ so much and have no frenz coz he hates evrybody all the time. In order to achieve this requirement he must first create his friend by thinking what he should be, by imagining him in an imagenary driven universe.

So he imagined every cool and legit people on earth to create the ULTIMATE and AWESOME and AMAZING like SUPER FUKN COOOOL like LEGIT COOOL, Its so AWESOME it can KLL U. leik DAYUUUUUM, this gunna be so badasss as in BADASSS, it gonna have some super legit super powers and so amazing leik so coool, maaaaaaan dis gonna be goood. leik really realllly gooood.

After hours of planning,thinking, constructing and finalizing his final work, he finally did it. he's gonna see his dream sidekick, wait no i mean THE ULTIMATE sidekcick he we'll ever had that'll always be with Bob all the time for his great adventure of a lifetime. AAAAAAAAAAAANND......... ..................................................... ..

aaaaaaaaaaand, yup. this is it. 

yueh.......

yup. ... .. . ... . what the frick

Bob... Bob was shook. v e r y  s h o o k. 

He was disappointed on what it have became. All of his dreams became nightmares. It looked like a teletubby and a gremlin f*cked and this came out. Very disappointing it is. He cant believe it.How did this happen???!!? Why did it became like this. Bob just couldn't accept it. its just far too ugly and creepy. He can't handle to deal with this thing so he killed it.

D E C A P I T A T E D , JOEY IS NOW DEAD AND IN A BETTER PLACE.. there's nothing else he could've done. It was such a failure. It should've never existed. He deserves he's death but we will always remember him in our  hearts.

 Bob created Joey. Joey is like Bob's son, why would he kill him?!? Joey would've been an amazing sidekick. BUT maybe it was the right choice, he might become something evil when the time comes. 

Bob did not even care for Joey's life. He doesn't even seem to regret what he done to his son. He didn't even loved him like how a father to his son. Bob is a huge a-hole. Bob is a bad person. Don't be like Bob. 

but then Bob found something.......

It's his pet fish. Goldie. Bob saw some potential within the fish so he chose this as his partner in his adventure. GOLDIE WAS PERFECT!!!! .

And the adventure continues....