Philip Lester- hey
Daniel Howell- Yo
Philip Lester- my mum is dragging me out to this dinner and I'm going to be the youngest by about 30 years there
Daniel Howell- hahahahaha sucks to be you
Philip Lester- at least it doesn't swallow
Daniel Howell- I honestly never thought I'd ever hear you say that
Philip Lester- you didn't hear me say it, you read me say it
Daniel Howell- that doesn't even make sense 😂 and since when were you so sassy?
Philip Lester- I'm preparing myself for the wrath of the elderly ladies asking me when I'm going to start getting a hold of my life and finding a partner. WATCH OUT BARBARA I'M PREPARED FOR YOU THIS TIME
Daniel Howell- who the fuck is Barbara??
Philip Lester- my next door neighbour
Daniel Howell- wow
Philip Lester- I have to go, if I don't message you within 24 hours that probably means that a bunch of old ladies have cornered me and are sacrificing me to their knitting over lords
-Philip has gone offline-
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Stranger// Phan
FanfictionDaniel Howell- hey Philip Lester- ...who is this? Daniel Howell- I'm Dan... how are you? ----------------------------------- =•=Phan=•=
