I see why your wife left you, you bitter cockwaffle.
And since you loved my life story so much, here's another tale for you: I accidentally walked into a KKK meeting this morning.
I thought it was a late Halloween party or something and they were all ghosts. Then I heard someone shout something racist and everyone started cheering and oh god Unaag I'm going to hell.
I eagerly await your reply to see what kind of racist jokes you can pull out of your asshole this time.
- Ingrid
P.S. Who on God's green earth told you I worked with the government? If I worked there, Iceland would've imploded or something, sending a bunch of icy shards everywhere. I'm a cashier. The closet thing we have in the family to a government official is that boyfriend of my sister who recently took off for China. His ex-girlfriend worked in the government somewhere. Then she got involved in a scandal.
She's a math teacher now.
