Lifetime Of Laughter (Danisnotonfire X Reader)

dank memez

The man was welcoming, but you were the most nervous person in the world at the moment. He walked you into a office room with a large table. He looked to be around thirty years old, with dark brown hair and green eyes. He was good looking, but not your taste. To beefy and athletic for you. He sat down, motioning for you to do the same. You sat down curiously. He took a minute to think of what to say before he opened his mouth. "Alright, Miss Y/N," he started. You nod. "What are you planning on your content to consist of?" You stammer slightly before spitting out the first thing that comes to mind. "Uh...dank memes" you blurt. He laughed as you blushed. He chuckled.

"That sounds perfect. Do you promise not to break the YouTube rules and blah blah blah?" He asks. You giggle, nodding. He nods briefly. "Also, be sure to dress properly, as there are rules against that. I think you know the rest. As for the job, you already got it. Your funny, cute, and awkward. Perfect for YouTube." He laughs slightly. You squeal slightly. That was the best interview ever. You did literally nothing, and it had been literally less than 5 minutes. "Thank you so much!" you squeal, hugging him in the heat of the moment. You awkwardly pull away before turning to leave. He stops you. "One last thing," he says. "What?" You ask. He looks at your neck. "Just don't let that hickey on your neck be seen on camera. Also against the rules," he said before turning away. You blush profusely, forgetting what Dan gave you. You walk quickly out of the room, but still beaming. You got the job!

Phil's POV
It was over. I needed to stop thinking about it. Besides, Morgan was perfect. The part of my mind devoted to Y/N wouldn't leave me alone. I sigh. I was no fool. I saw the hickey on her neck, and her in Dan's clothes. But I didn't even get a chance. I always feel that way. Always second best to Dan Howell. He was my best friend, and granted, the nicest dude on Earth. But I was feeling left out at the time, even as I received the text from Y/N to our groupchat with Dan, letting us know she got the job. I told her I was happy. I told her I was glad. And I was. But most of all, I was broken.

Y/N's POV
You beamed. Life was perfect! Well, at the time. Dan invited you over, and you gladly accepted. You arrived at their flat, still in your work clothes. Dan opened the door as you walked up the steps to their door. He smiled. You grinned. He pulled you into a hug. He kissed the top of your head lovingly. You smiled. "I made you lunch!" he said, sounding hopeful that you would want some. You smile. "That sounds great," you say before stepping inside. Phil was sitting by a girl with red hair. She was strikingly beautiful. She had bright green eyes and a curious look to her. You smile. Phil looked happier than he ever had. He looked at you. His eyes looked full of emotion...almost misleading next to his large smile. You felt a pain run through your heart. All you wanted was for him to be happy. But he was! Here he was, with his friend who happened to be a girl, and besides, he would say something if he was feeling that way.

"Hey, Philly!" you say happily. "Whose the lucky lady?" The girl laughs. She extends a hand so you can shake it. "I'm Morgan!" she says in a high, smooth voice. You smile, taking her hand. "I'm Y/N, Dan's girlfriend." You say. She smiles happily. She nods. "By the way, be nice to my angel smol bean," you say, pointing to Phil before exiting the room to join Dan again. "I see that you have met Morgan," He says. "I think she will be good for Phil." You nod in agreement. He smiles, looking at you. "I love you. Thank god you're all mine" He says before kissing you lovingly. You smile. He pulls away, handing you a plate with a sandwhich made carefully on it. Your heart flutters. You know Dan is a horrible cook, and the fact that he took the time to make you something makes you wanna scream, "DAN HOWELL IS MY BOYFRIEND" out the window. "Thanks, Danny," you say. He wraps an arm around you as you eat. You smile, leaning against his shoulder. Dan's lips met yours, and you couldn't help but kiss him back, but quickly pulling away to take a bite of this fabulous sandwich. Dan smiles, seeming proud to have pleased you, even with something as insignificant as a sandwich. Its the little things in life that matter, that really make you happy.

A/N- HEY GUYS OMG HELLO. Lol I am so happy to be making you guys happy! If you have noticed, I have been uploading more often recently and will try to keep that up. Thank you for all of your support. ❤