Sole Survivor: Oh look, Swan Lake! I remember coming here with N-
Sole Survivor: *stops to read sign*
Sole Survivor: Beware the Swan?
Sole Survivor: PFFFFFFFFFFT!! I ain't afraid of no duck!
Sole Survivor: *starts jumping around in the irradiated water*
Swan: *emerges from the lake*
Sole Survivor: *hauling ass away from the lake*
Sole Survivor: Fuck it's the duck. Fuck it's the duck. Fuck it's the duck. fUCK ITS THE MOTHER DUCKING FUCK.
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Fallout 4 on CRACK!
RandomFollow the Sole Survivor as they cause mischief throughout the Commonwealth while OCCASIONALLY high on Jet. Hope you enjoy :3
