Why Isn't This a Thing?

1.3K 67 11
                                    

Sole Survivor: *fighting a high-leveled raider*

Sole Survivor: Shoot, I should probably heal soon.

Sole Survivor: *holding a hand out towards the raider* Hey, quit it! Give me a minute.

Raider: *stops for a moment, confused*

Sole Survivor: *drinks up seven entire bottles of nuka cola in under three seconds*

Raider: Whoa! How did you drink all those that fast??!?

Sole Survivor: *wiping lip* Skills.

Raider: *laughing* You know what? That was so impressive I forgot why we were fighting in the first place.

Sole Survivor: Wanna see what I can do with three bottles of whiskey?

Fallout 4 on CRACK!Where stories live. Discover now