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dear diary,

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dear diary,

since it was almost my birthday our manager went to me and asked, "what do you want for your birthday?"

and i was like "a unicorn"

and he was like "be more realistic"

so i said "more lines"

and he replied "what color do you want your unicorn to be?"


istg im so done with this company

sincerely, the8


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