➺Chapter Eighteen

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A/N: I went shopping with my mama and bought a dumpling shaping thing and of course if I'm gonna make the dumplings, I need chopsticks to eat them with. I'm smart like that.

So I bought those too

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So I bought those too. Now I have a packet of chopsticks and a dumpling shaper and absolutely NO idea how to make the actual things. So if I have Chinese readers out there or someone who knows how to make dumplings, please send me the recipe.

On more important matters, my sister is getting married this year (tis officially The Year Of The Weddings) and I was surfing around for some dresses and daaaaang- THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE! The prices are LEGIT so INSANE!

On more important matters, my sister is getting married this year (tis officially The Year Of The Weddings) and I was surfing around for some dresses and daaaaang- THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE! The prices are LEGIT so INSANE!

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And the salesperson is like, this is only for a billion rupees. And it's on sale! So you can get it for half a billion rupees! Isn't that great?

 And it's on sale! So you can get it for half a billion rupees! Isn't that great?

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Yeah and my dad's the CEO of Apple Inc. Excuse him for not being born Steve Jobs so he could actually afford your crap.

 Excuse him for not being born Steve Jobs so he could actually afford your crap

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