Joke Fanfics

Apple Juice

Holy shit

Me and my friend, Niamh were walking down to the garage near our houses and these four people were crossing the road and i couldn't see there faces and then i felt a tap on my shoulder and i turned and it was oliver sykes and he was like "wheres mcdonald's from here" and i threw apple juice in his face but the thing is i didn't throw the liquid in his face i threw the actual carton at his face and ran away crying and niamh was like "wtf wait on me"
we went into the garage and niamh was like "i hope i meet justin beaver" and i was like "right" and when we went to pay for the stuff justin beaver was the cashier and she was like "omg are you justin beaver" and i was like "fookin ell it's a twat" and she was like "can you sign my face" and he's like "right" so she leant over the counter and he drew on her face with sharpie and she's like "right hank you" and i'm like "he drew a penis on your face" and she's like "right"
when we got outside of the shop she's like "wanna go home now" and i'm like "nah i wanna tell oliver sorry for throwing apple juice in his face" and she's like "you don't know where he is" and i'm like "i'll find him" and we ended up finding him in a bush and i'm like "right sorry for throwing apple juice in yer face" he was like "it's alright" and then i'm like "wanna hook up" and he's like "pedophilic but yeah" and then he's like "wanna come to my house" and i'm like "obviously" and niamhs like "am i just gonna walk home by myself then" and im like "yeah" and she starts walking home then her friend walks past and is like "i'll walk you home" and she's like "right" and they went home and lived happily ever after and me and oliver lived happily ever after and btw he smells great like

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