Joke Fanfics

Getting Lit At Tesco's

What is my life

right me and niamh were going into town by outselves right, and i heard this song that was by bring me the horizon and i'm like "who's playing that" right and niamh was like "wha" and i'm like "that bmth" she's like "don't give a shit right" and i'm like " i wanna go check i out" and she's like "right" so we go round the corner to tesco's where everyone gets lit, and i see a big crowd of emo looking people gathered in a big thing and i'm like "right sign me up this be the actual bmth" and niamhs like "highly doubt it right" and i'm like "right" and start walking over and i see THE oliver fookin sykes standing there singing one of his bands songs right, and i'm like holy fuck. and he stops singing right cuz he heard me say holy fuck obviously and he's like "omg didn't know a girl could be so cute" and i'm like "holy fuck is this a dream" and niamhs like "holy fuck i spot justin beaver i'm away" and i'm like "right" and he's like "wanna help me sing this" and i'm like "right" and he starts singing with me. and after he sings that he grabs me and lifts me and says "come home with me" and i'm like "right" and we go home and we kiss and stuff and his shirt comes off, and i think u know where this is going right. and btw he smells great like

Kill me now