(OK SO NICKI AND DRAKE ARE AT THE DINER AND THEY R WAITING FOR THE WAITER TO TAKE THEIR ORDER BUT THERE'S AN AWKWARD SILENCE)
D-umm...
N-sooo...
D-mhhhmmm...
N-are we going to talk about what happened at Wayne's house or are we gonna act like it didn't happen??.....
D-Well there's not much totalk about
N-excuse me?!!!! are you saying that my pussy ain't all that???!!!!!!!
D-no no no!! that is definately not what im saying! but... we can't...well we shouldn't..
N-umm what do you mean??
D-nicki...you love safree, and i have a...
N-what?
D-a ummmmm... a girlfriend
N-okayyy. i knew that
D-...oh...wellll alrighty then
N-so we can leave now
D-umm yepp we can i will cook at home
(THEY START TO LEAVE)
Waiter- heyy!!! you didn't pay the bill!!
N-all we had was water!
Waiter- water ain't free!
D-(THROWS A NICKEL AT THE WAITER AND GRABS NICKI'S HAND) Make a run for it!!!!
(so they get outside to the parking lot and they see some crazy lady kicking drake's Range Rover)
D-wtf?!!!
Crazy lady- remember me?
D-oh shit...
N-drake who da fuck is that?
D-Nicki...this my girlfriend Lacey
L-Girlfriend??!! Did you forget niggah??!! Im your fucking fiancee!!
N-wtf?!!!
D-oh jesus christ.....
N-wait pause... i thought you were jewish..
D-...hmmmm..your right OH WELL!
N-ok
L-so all this time you been with this hoe huh drake??? you left me all by myself to plan OUR fucking wedding!!!!
D-but baby...you had stanley..
L-stanley??!!! Stanley?!!! STANELY IS A FUCKING DOG!!!!
D-Well i considered him part of the family...
L-(starts swinging hits at drake) FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU NIGGAHHHHHH!!!!
D-ummm ok...no hitting that's not fair! you know i can't hit you back.
N-oh no! BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'!!!!
L- and what you gonna do bout it hoe?? go home wit your home wreckin' ass and stay away from my man bitch!
N-oh hell to the no! (Punces lacey dead in her face and knocks the bitch out cold) Yeaa! What bitch what!!? Jamaica, Queens thats how we do it!! SOUTHSIDEEEE!!!
D-ok ok nicki we gotta go!
N-why? i was just getting started.
D-(points behind nicki) thats why..
N-(looks behind her and sees a bunch of papparazzi takin pics of her) SHIT!
D-get in the car!
(so the drive home was quiet and thennn......)
N-man that was crazy! i haven't had action like that since high school! That was such a rush!! Did u see me drake? i was all like, "oh hell no!" and i gave her the old one, two, knock out!
D-umm ok someone is sugar hype...
N-whatever (lays down on the couch)
D-(shakin his head) man... its a shame when pretty girls go crazy..
------------THERE IS A PICTURE OF LACEY IN THAT LIL SIDE COLUMN--------
N-so why didn't you tell me that you were getting married??
D-because i was trying t get away from the bitch!!!!
N-(laughing her ass off) ok thennn...
D-so let me get to cookin'
N-yea u do that white boy
D-why you gotta be so negative for?? you such a hater!
N- you mad bruh?? just cook!
D-aii i got you (laughs to himself)
___________DRAKE'S THOUGHT___________________
hmmm.. i could get used to this, i missed nicki
_______________NICKI'S THOUGHTS______________
i wonder if he's cooking breakfast or luch.....
ok people so here's the drill: RAPE THAT VOTE BUTTON,, TELL ALL UR FRIENDS ABOUT HIS STORY,, COMMENT OF COURSE,, AND FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @MUSTLOVEME28 I FOLLOW BACK!!!
