(aiight soooo SHOUT OUT to all u lovely readers especially ArnellAeroFloyd for basically giving me the inspiration for this chapter :D )
____________SO IT'S THE NEXT DAY, AUSTIN'S AT DAYCARE AND DRAKE AND NICKI ARE JUST ARRIVING AT THE RECORDING STUDIO_______________________________
D-hold on nick, do hear that?
N-what?
D-someone's in here..
N-helloooo...??
________________THEN THEY SEE LIL TWIST SITTIN DOWN BY THE BOOTH WITH A NOTEPAD AND A PEN IN HIS HAND... HE LOOKS PISSED OFF BTW________________________________
Twist-hey
N-awww, why the sad face?
T-it's just that... I cant really find the words for this one song
D-well what is it about?
T-it's for this girl i really like...
N-awwwwwwww
D-stop doing that...
N-WHATEVER. anyways, twist, the key to a good love song is to be completely honest and speak from your heart
T-how??
D-ok so when you think about this girl, what's the first thing to comes to mind?
T-....her booty!
D-well alright i see you i see you playboy
N-....damn shame
T-well what would you suggest Nicki?
N-tell her how amazing she is without sounding like you just want her body. Tell her that you like her eyes or her smile, or how independent or smart she is.
T-ok ok... how bout this:
Her eyes, her eyes, like the stars in the sky
And her thighs, her thighs, lookin all to thick
I sit here and I fantasize about this goddess ,
Her dimples, her laugh,
I want to be her first, I want to be her last
I wanna get wit' her fast, and start writing the stories of our future not our past
(OK I KNOW THAT WAS A REALLLLLLY BAD VERSE LOL SORRY I'M NOT A RAPPER BUT I TRIED)
D-ok ok that was nice..i guess
T-thanks..i guess. Nicki are you crying???
N-(crying and sniffling) I'm so sorry..that was so sweet.. it was beuatiful, she's gonna love it!
T-awwwww thanks Nick
D-if one more person in here says "awww" again i swear im out!
N-calm your nipples!
D-(instinctively grabs his nipples with a confused look on his face) Your a sicko!
N-i know..
T-aiight ya'll well im out.. i gotta go find my girl
D and N-bye
_________TWIST LEAVES AND NICKI STARES AT DRAKE WITH A "WELLLL..?" LOOK ON HER FACE_________
D-what?!
N-lets start recording
D-oh ok.. so wat song
N-i like the one when we're talkin about how proud of each other we are
D-i like the one when we was all like, "I GOT BIG BOOTY BITCHES! BIG-BIG BOOTY BITCHES, HOO!"
N-....drake that was a youtube video...
D-oh yeaaaa..
_________________That video is in the lil side column thingy (enjoy lmao)__________
N-mmhhhmm
D-so lets do the make me proud song then
______________So basically they get in the booth and record Make Me Proud____________
N-aw man we gonna be gettin real paid wit that track
D-(playfully) wat u talkin bout "we"
N-(playfully) shutup!
D-(phone rings and he answers it) hello?........Yes this is him......oh really?................is that so?.......hmmmmm.........are you sure.........the whole house......ok ok.......so what can i do?.........mmmm ok......well im free right now but (looks at nicki) i might have to bring someone along........uh umm errr, my wife?........ok thanks
N-who was that??? HOLD ON IM NOT YOUR WIFE!
D-first of all i need you to act like it because there is a wedlocked family discount! but anywaysss that was the bank..
N-anddd...??
D-they might foreclose my house
N-wtf?! you are drizzy motherfuckin drake! ok, you better pay your bills
D- its not that...i been kinda spendin outta control lately..
N-on what?
D-child support for austin, paying my moms hospital bills, grocery shopping, the occasional strip club visit, and paying for a lawyer!
N-why do you need a lawyer?
D-lacey is suing me for emotional distress
N-that girl is emotional distress! tryin to be all cute wit her lop-sided tatas all out
D-umm ok
N-sorry i got angry..
D-yeaaa....
N-so you ready to go
D-yea lets hit the bank
_____________________THEY WALK OUTSIDE AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF PAPARAZZI IN THEIR FACES TAKING A BUNCH OF PICTURES AND MAINLY ASKING IF NICKI IS PREGNANT AND WHY SHE BEAT UP LACEY_______________________________
N-OMG THIS IS CRAZY
D-come on lets get out of here
__________they get to the bank and their waiting for drake's accountant to call them into his office and nicki's looking at her belly_____________
D-what are you doing?
N-do i really look pregnant?? am i that fat?!
D-stop it ok! you are nicki motherfuckin' minaj and you are perfect
N-awwwwww
D- Can we STOP with the "awww" !!!!!!!!!!
N-OKAY gosh.. don't get your briefs in a bunch :]
D-....i wear boxers but its whatever....
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