mynameajeff: so, "seheart", what's your real name?seheart: like i'm gonna tell you
mynameajeff: awe, come on
seheart: i don't trust you enough to
tell you my namemynameajeff: well we're just gonna have to fix that, aren't we?
seheart: if you can
mynameajeff: oh i will. well, my name's actually brain if you wanted to know
seheart: brain? lol, you mean brian? makes sense you'd be called something you don't have
mynameajeff: hey, that's rude. brain really is my name
seheart: so on your birth certificate, it actually says "brain"?
seheart: your mother must be disappointed since that's the opposite of what you use
mynameajeff: shut up :(
seheart: aww, poor baby brain
seheart: 😂😂
mynameajeff: ur mean -_-
seheart: you're the bright one who decided to text me, mister brain
mynameajeff: ik :)
seheart: you are relentless
mynameajeff: tru
mynameajeff: hey baby, i have a question
seheart: gross, don't call me that, pedo
seheart: but what do you want?
mynameajeff: can you send me an ass pic? plz?
seheart: is2g i'm going to strangle you
mynameajeff: ooh, kinky
seheart: uuugh
okay, so i'm pissed cus my crushes always like my friends and i just give up bro.
anyway, how's your guys' lives going?
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