Mexico: WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, AMERICA?!
America: Aw, come on, I just wanted to hang out, I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!!??
Mexico: CAN YOU GO AWAY!!
America: I WON'T... Dishonor on your hair!!
Mexico: DISHONOR ON YOUR WEIGHT!!!
America: DISHONOR ON YOUR CLOTHES!!!
Mexico: DISHONOR ON YOUR BURGERS!!!
America: HEY, TAKE THAT BACK!!
Mexico: MAKE ME, BASTARDO!!!
America: NOW YOUR STARTED TO SOUND LIKE ROMANO!!!
Mexico: YOUR STARTING TO SOUND LIKE AN OLD MAN WHO EATS NOTHING BUT HAMBURGERS FOR ALL OF HIS LIFE!!!
America: Well at least my country is safer than yours!!
Mexico: Well at least I help my country and people, unlike you!!
America: *growls*
**** Three Minutes Later *****
America and Mexico: *beating each other up and yelling at each other*
**** Somewhere in the distance ****
England: *witness it all* .....
Italy: *appears* England, have you seen... *hears Mexico and America aguring with each other* *looks over to see America and Mexico killing each other*
America and Mexico: *beating each other up*
England: We should leave them alone...
Italy: Vee... okay...
America and Mexico: *still beating each other up*
And that's how the Mexican American War began
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