The Book Of Sillyness And Jokes Of All Time

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#1
Mean teacher:CLASS YOU ARE ALL WRITING A 200 WORD STORY!!

All of class:DAMMET!

Me:hehehhehehehhehehehehe

Partener:what are you lauphing

Me:you will see

Partener:ok..

*day tomarro*

MEAN TEACHER:OK GOOD STOY KNOW @cutepuppu6 tell me your story

Me:ok pandaduttza (@PandaDustTZA) hit it

Panda:ok*plays try*

Me:once upon a time there was this kid named ross he had a very good child he was perfect had a rich famil.. or that what people though he was sweet and kind he had this*special* smile about him..no one saw through to him yet one peraon did his name was max, max was a very nice and scary..max was the one who always saw through ross "smiles" when no one did...when ross had left to go home max saw something he didn't expect to see..he saw ross inside a maid out fit hes mother had mode him where it..but his hair was long like a girl..ross ran somewhere a place where no one knew....max followed behind him what he saw got him fucken mad someone had ross pind to a tree..max got all mad and got ross out of his grasp.. max asked why was ross waring such-

Panda&me:what did you expect cutepuppu6 said it was a 200 word thing so did you expect us to acually write 200 words without trickung you?

#2

Teacher:m-cutepuppu6!

Me:what?

Teacher:stop talking through my leason

Me:stop talking in my conversaition meany!

Teacher:your so stupid!

Me:i know you are you say 2+2=fish like what the hell?

Teacher:on the other end of this stick is an ideot!

Me:who you..it pointing greater to you

Teacher:fuck you

Me:why dont ypu fuck yourself?

Teacher:you are susp-

Princable:hahahhahahahahha aww that was amazing cutepuppu6

Me:thx

Teacher:😨😱😲

Me:baii losers!*leaves*

2 min later

Me:secerity got meh

Secerity:you cam from a school and our mall was 5 hours way..

Me:well your your mall closer then!

Secertiy:take the kid

Me:IM NO KID

pandadusttza:..well you kindof are 0^0

Me:0///0

Pandadusttza:Kawaiii