Random Short Stories

Wtf Mr. Narrator

Hello, I will be your guide to this wonderful story. Here we have the delightful Mr.Chancy

"It's Chad, Narrator, you should know that."

Why I do, I just don't care. Now we start our Story, in the town of Fables.

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Chancy, you got to do something.

"I don't know what you want from me Narrator. I've never heard of this story. You're the one telling it after all."

Just, I don't know, go to get ice cream.

"I'm lactose intolerant..."

Goddammit Chancy

"It's Chad!"

And I don't care! Just do something!

"Not with that tone of voice. Hmph."

Fine. Can you please do something.

"I'll think about it."

Chan-I mean Chad. These stories are never very long and we are already past the 100 word marker, these aren't generally very long... We don't have that much longer of the story!

"Well, you should have thought of that before you started yapping that mouth of yours... This is so like you. I expected better."

Well, maybe I would have done something if someone *cough* Chad *cough* remembered to pick up my lines from the office!

"Why can't you pick up your own things! At least I'm not the one who accidentally fed the vegan a steak."

That was one time! One time!

"Suuuuuuure, one time. You just tried to feed me ice cream!"

I forgot you were lactose intolerant! I'm sorry!

"I see how it is. You don't love me anymore.  You forget everything I tell you!"

That's not true! I still love you Chancy!

"You can't even get my name right! We've been dating for six months Narrator! My name is Chad!"

I'm sorry! I can do better!

"You know what. We are over. I'll see later. I guess."

Wait, Chad, don't leave me! He left... I don't know what to do, readers. You probably expected this to be a comedy... Well, I guess the only joke here is me...