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Cards against humanity

Y/n = your name
L/n= last name
Ytc/n= YouTube channel name
T/n= twitter name
P/n= pets name (it's a dog btw cuz dogs)
H/c=hair colour
E/c= eye colour
S/c= skin colour
Sk/n= Skype name

Y/n POV

I go on my Skype to see a friend request ' miniminter sent you a friend request' should I not accept it and piss him off... nah I'm now THAT bad! I jump in my spiny chair and accept it. Eh I'll text him

(Sk/n- you duh s- Simon)

Sk/n- yo si you der

S- si?

Sk/n- Usted peló un esqueleto

S- what the fuck

Sk/n- idk

S- bruh I'll add you to the call and we will start

'Accept call?'

Ye

He dose his intro and as he says we are joined with a special guest I tried to do something dramatic. I planned to jump on my chair and say 'hi again, it's me' but instead it turns into screams of tea falling on my lap.
"AH FUCK!" I scream
"Not even a minute into the video and we have some one dying already" josh says.
"SHUT UP DAD!" I scream. As everyone is laughing I get my water and pour it on my legs.
"Oh gosh my rooms flooded... eh fuck it it's a dumpster anyway!" I say as JJ becomes a kettle.
"Well that's staying in the video!" Simon says. As I join the game I decided to call my self 'killer cumstar' because fuck it!
"Killer cumstar rlly?" Simon says.
"You can't say nothing mr spooky doo- actually that's normal FUCK!" I say.
"Ok can we ACTUALLY do the video!" JJ says.
"Fine..." Simon says.

Half way through the video Ethan was reading us the card.
"Oh and ye S- OH MY GOD! What does vik do in his spare time?" Ethan says laughing.
"Ok lets see what does vik do in her spare time?" Ethan starts reading them,
"Makes curry!" He laughs a bit.
"That's a fucking josh card" JJ says.
"What does vik do in his spare tim- oh my god" he says as he laughs again as everyone els does
"He goes to he room of 8 year old children." He says.
"Ok next one." But before he says it he just picked it and confirmed it while laughing hard.
"W-well done y-y/n" he says dying of laughter.
"WHY ME!" Says vik.
"Ok NEXT ONE!" Simon says.
"Y/n has a secret draw of _____ oh this should be good" he said while laughing abit.
"Fuck sake!" I say while also laughing. "Well you gotta sacrifice stuff!" I say.
"Oh my god I have the perfect one!" Ethan says laughing in every word he says. As the came up I couldn't help but laugh. There was:
'Pink kinky stuff if you get what I mean ;)'
'SOME BODY ONCE TOLD M-'
'Endless fucks given'
'Simon'
'I have cripplen depressio-'

"I'm sorry but-" Simon says as he he does JJ moves closer to the mic and screams "SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME!" As he does I throw my headphones on the floor.
"FUCK YOU JJ" I say as everyone laugh.
"It's funnier because I could hear him from down here!" Simon said. We carried on and vik ended up winning! Bruh it was fun still because I got to do a video with my heros!
"THAT WAS AWESOME" tobi yells.
"Fuck sake Tobi I'm all ready deaf thanks to JJ!" I say
"Sorry but admit it was funny!" He says.
"Fair point m8" I reply.
"So y/n how old are y-" JJ says as I cut him off,
"THE SIDEMEN ARE PEDOFILES ITS COMFIRMED!" I yell.
"I didn't mean it like dattttttt" he says.
"Bruh don't worry dude I'm 21!" I say. As I do I hear p:n barking.

"IS THAT THE DANK OF A DOG!" They all say.
"YE BOI WANA SEE her/him" I say.
"Yę" they say again. As I do I go on my Skype and turn on my camera and there sat my dog on my lap while I said moving his/her arms,
"I am p/n and me and ze other poooogs are going to concer ze hooman planet!" I say in a Russian accent. They all loved him/her! Then they randomly asked,
"Hey y/n u live in the U.K."
"Ye boi" I reply
"Well tomorrow do you think you could come to the sidemen house tomorrow for a football challenge tomorrow, you can bring p/n and can stay for a few weeks!" Simon says.
"OH MY GOD Y- I mean sure!" I say dying inside.
"Ok arrive before 3:00 if u can plez!" JJ says.
"Ok mcsaggytits" I say to JJ.
"Coo- WAIT HEY U JUST JELLIOUS OF MY MOOBS!" He says
"Yeah...." I say.
"Anyway bye" JJ, vik, Ethan and Tobi say.
"Lel bye guys." I say as they left.
"Bye y/n" Simon says
"Heh bye Simon...." I say as I fall back on to my bed while laying next.
"Best moment of my life ever!" I say. As I do p/n start barking and licking my face.
"Heh and of course you are girl/boy!" I say as I snuggle closer to her.
"Good night ma dank dog" as I say that I fall asleep...

Lel enjoy dat? Sorry if that's crap it will get better anyway bye!