When you're out hiking and you happen to stumble across a dragon's lair this is what you should do:
First, if it's asleep then make sure that you keep your pie hole cole closed because you don't want to die.
If it is awake then pray that when you die you go to heaven instead of hell.
If you manage to somehow divert the dragon's attention and not get scorched then you better be sprinting out of there faster than Usain Bolt.
Step 3 also applies if the dragon is asleep.
And most importantly, whatever you do, don't try to ride it. You are NOT Harry Potter!
YOU ARE READING
A Witch's Guide To The Modern World
HumorBeing a Witch or Wizard in the modern world can be quite challenging. So I have taken it upon myself to write a book to help all my fellow sorcerers. Enjoy :)
