"Make it sexy and over the top."
"Great! Awesome! That was horrible!"
"Can you just sing the part?"
"When you sing it so bad you make yourselves laugh, that's a problem."
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Shit My Orchestra Teacher Says
RandomThese are random interesting things my orchestra teacher, Mr. Dyvig has said, which the orchestra has labeled as "Dyvigisms". Here they are for your enjoyment, with little-to-no context whatsoever.
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"Make it sexy and over the top."
"Great! Awesome! That was horrible!"
"Can you just sing the part?"
"When you sing it so bad you make yourselves laugh, that's a problem."