This chapter is so long omg, i got carried away :)
Calum Hood
@wannahugthemm: Hi
@Calum5SOS: Hello
@wannahugthemm: How are u?
@Calum5SOS: Good wbu?
@wannahugthemm: School is stressing me out but I'll be sleeping all day long really soon
@Calum5SOS: what?
@wannahugthemm: We have a one week break for Easter
@Calum5SOS: ohh right
@wannahugthemm: wbu?
@Calum5SOS: uh?
@wannahugthemm: Aren't you guys on a break rn?
@Calum5SOS: ohh yeah we are
@Calum5SOS: it's pretty chill
@wannahugthemm: does it mean "all I do is sleep, eat and poop"?
@Calum5SOS: and pee
@wannahugthemm: and write songs?
@Calum5SOS: eh
@wannahugthemm: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE WRITING NEW SONGS AND PLEASE TELL ME THERE WILL BE A NEW ALBUM SOON AND A NEW TOUR AND THAT MICHAEL IS GONNA DYE IS HAIR PINK AGAIN
@Calum5SOS: I can't answer none of this questions, if they even are questions
@wannahugthemm: yes they are and what does that mean? You can't answer my questions?
@Calum5SOS: I just can't
@wannahugthemm: Is Modest threatening you guys? Cause they don't want Muke to rise and shine?
@Calum5SOS: Whaaat?
@wannahugthemm: do I have to read that with a really high pitched voice?
@Calum5SOS: yeah
@wannahugthemm: okay
@wannahugthemm: forget what I wrote about Modest, their Oned toothbrush is amazing
@Calum5SOS: Am I supposed to laugh? Cause I am anyways
@wannahugthemm: me too
@wannahugthemm: OMG LOL I'M DIEING
@Calum5SOS: whyy?
@wannahugthemm: when I was writing "too" it auto-corrected to toothbrush
@Calum5SOS: lol
@wannahugthemm: I'm so funny
@Calum5SOS: you are
@wannahugthemm: Do you really mean that?
@Calum5SOS: yes, is that weird?
@wannahugthemm: Oh idk, I usually keep my comments and jokes for me
@Calum5SOS: why?
@wannahugthemm: People don't find them funny
@Calum5SOS: so you just ...
@wannahugthemm: shut up and laugh by myself like some crazy freaky girl
@Calum5SOS: Well, I think you're pretty funny so just say whatever comes to your mind when u're talking to me
@Calum5SOS: okay?
@wannahugthemm: thank you
@Calum5SOS: you okay?
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FanfictionWhere 5 Seconds Of Summer's bassist player Calum Hood takes an interest for an Italian fangirl on the popular social media platform known as Twitter.
