Death and Dispair people dying everywhere (Randomness book 2)

looking back

Looking back to when I was in fifth grade creating my own math problems,
"Mark has 5/12 pounds of unicorn meat. He needs 1/6 of a pound of unicorn meat to make a bowl of unicorn stu. How many bowls of unicorn stu can Mark make?"
What was wrong with me?!!!
Eh oh well..
No wonder I turned out like this.