god's biggest mistake//youtube

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danisnotahetero: ugh i hate being so gay without single gays in the area
danisnotahetero: theyre all straight or taken
danisnotahetero: maybe i should have a one night stand lmao

dodiethebird: if you do ill scold you if you bring them to our apartment

danisnotahetero: blah blah
danisnotahetero: i wont
danisnotahetero: im officially signing up for tinder

pjthedj: woah dude, be safe
pjthedj: bring a condom and lube if you need to

danisnotahetero: no shit sherlock

phil.lester: idk maybe a one night stand isnt a good idea bc
phil.lester: stds n shit

danisnotahetero: ugh you're right i just want cuddles

phil.lester: i mean,,,

danisnotahetero: you want to cuddle with me?

pjthedj: hNNGG

phil.lester: yEs im a very affectionate friend

pjthedj: HNNNNNNG

crabbysticks: friEND? fuckthis shit

phil.lester: i have a boyfrienddddd

danisnotahetero: whos a piece of shit
danisnotahetero: i mean what

phil.lester: mmmmm you're not wrong
phil.lester: but sadly i cannot get out bc i live with him

danisnotahetero: ill beat his ass for u

phil.lester: dan you're amazing but he'll beat your balls

danisnotahetero: oh

dodiethebird: why was that the most amazing thing ive read
dodiethebird: also dan tf why didnt you invite phil to stay with us until he could find an apartment n shit
dodiethebird: we literally have an extra room??!!

phil.lester: dodie youre lovely and thank you for even mentioning an offer but i dont need to move out or break up with him
phil.lester: seriously

danisnotahetero: okay but like promise me this

phil.lester: yeah?

danisnotahetero: if it gets to the point of where youre getting physically hurt, whether its from not eating or him
danisnotahetero: run over to our place immediately

phil.lester: deal

dodiethebird: glad we go that covered
dodiethebird: you two gon fuck now?
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jackaboy: ummm so mark and i are dating ..???

robertsucks: GOD BLESS FINALLY I LOVE GOD

markimoo: ummm im so happy..?????

danisnotahetero: hOW DID THIS HAPPEN
danisnotahetero: spiLL YU FUCKS

phil.lester: ^

dodiethebird: ^^

connielovesdodie: ^^^

pjthedj: ^^^^