me: maybe if i become a balloon, people can't see my embarrassment *starts to smash balloon into face*
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Cousin: *says something about her boyfriend*
Me: *staring at balloon lost in thought*
Me:
Cousin:
Me: * thinks of thing and makes shrieking noises*
Cousin: are you ok
Me: *rolls onto ground*
Cousin: OH MY GOSH ARE YOU OK
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Cousin: HELP PEOPLE KEEP KILLING MY DRAGONS!!!
Me: I can't help you.
Cousin: WHY NOT
Me: *slow head turn*
Me: my heart keeps dying
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Uncle: is she ok?
Me: *blushing ferociously*
Cousin: she's experiencing romantic tensio-
Me: SHUT UP
Me: *screaming and hides under a blanket*
Cousin: geez.
