Hello, marvelous humans! I have now "hacked" into the cat's "internet". It appears I have been oblivious to this network of communication for all of my sixteen years! Now, I have officially activated it and am able to speak with you humans! Oh, I hope you all are as amazing as my owner, Olivia!
However, I simply must hope that you all are not as evil as that dreaded feline.
Whatever Pepper has told all of you, I must assure, is a lie. Hearing him call me a "Beast" has genuinely broken my heart! I only act in matters of defense, not offense! Let's say a tiny little pest half your size stole all your food, leaving you hungry every single day. Would you not be angry?
I have only barked, growled, or have used any matter of defense towards Pepper unless he has stolen my food.
Now, I can't exactly say the same thing about the rabbit...
Anyhoo! Thank you, all you humans for reading and hopefully taken my message into account. Feel free to dare me in Pepper's book; Olivia has given me permission! Now, I must exit this internet now. The cat is clawing me in my eyes!
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RandomGreetings, humans! Have a question you want to ask me? Have a dare you want me to do? Want a picture request of me doing something? DO IT HERE! Do not forget to post "Mol" (Meow out loud) on this book as many times as you can to earn a shoutout!
