irl sucks [turning into yoonmin]

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aestheticallyjimin: hey bby if we were the alphabet i'd put u and i together ;)))))

aestheticallyjimin: i may not be fred flinstone but i can still make your bed rock ;))))

aestheticallyjimin: what do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass ;)))))

aestheticallyjimin: are you a beaver? cause dam !!!

aestheticallyjimin: can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist ??

aestheticallyjimin: are you related to yoda? cause yODALICIOUS

aestheticallyjimin: if i were to look in the mirror of erised i'd see the two of us together (an: harry potter fans where ya at 👀 )

aestheticallyjimin: i thought happiness started with an h? why does mine start with u?

aestheticallyjimin: is your name waldo? cause someone like you is hard to find

aestheticallyjimin: you must be a time lord. cause like, u have two hearts !! mine and yours ;)))

aestheticallyjimin: you are the obi-wan for me

aestheticallyjimin: are you a weeping angel? cause i can't take my eyes off of you

aestheticallyjimin: hey you can't spell calculus without us ;))))

aestheticallyjimin: do you have a name? or can i call you mine?

aestheticallyjimin: i wish i was toilet paper so i could touch your butt ;)))

aestheticallyjimin: if you want to come over to my place later i have a gallon of lube and all four shrek movies on blu-ray ;))))

aestheticallyjimin: lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

aestheticallyjimin: im new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

aestheticallyjimin: can i follow you? cause my mom told me to follow my dreams ;))))

aestheticallyjimin: roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you ;))))

aestheticallyjimin: i might be ugly but i'll treat you right :))))

aestheticallyjimin: i heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my x without asking y ?

aestheticallyjimin: is your dad a preacher ? cause damn boy, you sure are a blessing.

aestheticallyjimin: im no organ donor but id be happy to give you my heart :)))))

aestheticallyjimin: of all your beautiful curves your smile is my favourite :))))))

aestheticallyjimin: yoongi :(((((

aestheticallyjimin: get online and appreciate my pick up lines that i may or may not have gotten off of the internet :((((

aestheticallyjimin: ugh i dislike

aestheticallyjimin: i didn't know that i was starving till i tasted you ;)))))

aestheticallyjimin: im feeling a little bit off today but you definitely turned me on ;))))

lukeiwould: jimin pls it's too late for your gay shit

aestheticallyjimin: but it's only 11pm :(((

lukeiwould: it's 2am here

aestheticallyjimin: wHOOPS SORRY GO TO SLEEP MY PALE CHILD ILY

lukeiwould: whatever luke ily2

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hi, all of these text chapter thingies are going based off of how my friends and i text each other so like, i apologize if the stuff like "it's too late for your gay shit" bothers you or offends you or something ??? i swear it's meant as a joke and not aimed to like hurt anyone omg. that'd be especially hypocritical of me too tho considering i'm hella gay™

also as said before this is hella western so jimin lives in cali and yoongi lives in nyc tyvm

anygay, love ya lots sweet children xx