lukeiwould: oKAY
lukeiwould: so regarding those pick up lines that you oh so rudely woke me up from my deep slumber with last night, albeit only for two minutes
lukeiwould: they were all shitty
lukeiwould: every single one of them
lukeiwould: bUT
lukeiwould: they were still lowkey cute so there
aestheticallyjimin: aWW I KNEW YOU LOVED THEM
lukeiwould: yikes no not love, just decently liked them a vv little bit yeah ?
aestheticallyjimin: yeah yeah whatever you say yoongipoo
lukeiwould: gidksbdj rndkfnej dj
lukeiwould: vucTIVN YKFH RUVJGKCF
lukeiwould: im gagging
aestheticallyjimin: on my dick? ;)))
lukeiwould: i wouldn't gag on an inch and a half so uh no
lukeiwould: bUT JFC NEVER CALL ME YOONGIPOO AGAIN
lukeiwould: im gagging bc that nickname is so so so ugly yike
aestheticallyjimin: ugly like that dude from hamilton?
lukeiwould: no, ugly like your face
lukeiwould: aND GASP HOW DAEE YOU INSULT MY BABY ANYHONY RAMOS LIKE TBAT 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
lukeiwould: 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
aestheticallyjimin: he looks like a frog
lukeiwould: wELL THAT FROG LOOKING FELLA HAPPENS TO LOOK A HELLUVA LOT BETTER THAN YOU CRIES
lukeiwould: how dare you even insult the loml like that i can't even bare to look at you rn
aestheticallyjimin: well good news, we're talking through tumblr so the most of me that you're looking at is my pfp :))))
lukeiwould: ugh, i can't even bare to look at so much as that
aestheticallyjimin: yOURE HURTING MU SENDITIVE FEELINGS CRIES
aestheticallyjimin:
aestheticallyjimin:
YOU ARE READING
irl sucks [turning into yoonmin]
Fanfictionwhere two boys who talk on the internet finally meet to find out that one is actually really mean {idea credited to @/homosos}