Comebacks for your everyday asshole

Oops, I think I got the wrong shirt.

So I almost got in fight the other day at Crockers because this kid thought he look cool in front of his friends.

Him: Hey nice v-neck, looks like my sisters

Me: Oops, must have grabbed the wrong shirt after I fucked her.

Lol. Idk even know why this amuses me so much. I just saw this random post scrolling through images and thought oh, wow. This is deep ;)