Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why didn't you go during break?
Me: Well then I'm sorry I havn't planned out my pee schedule.
(Like right?)
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Bathroom Break
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Why didn't you go during break?
Me: Well then I'm sorry I havn't planned out my pee schedule.
(Like right?)