Visually Impaired

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Person: Your ugly as fuck.

Me: Life must be so hard for the visually impaired. (Opens arms wide open for a hug. They start dramatically sobbing on your shoulder .......and that's how ships happen people.....and then you'll have babies.... or better yet......THE GAYBIES! DO IT FOR THE GAYBIES! :D 


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