Person: Your ugly as fuck.
Me: Life must be so hard for the visually impaired. (Opens arms wide open for a hug. They start dramatically sobbing on your shoulder .......and that's how ships happen people.....and then you'll have babies.... or better yet......THE GAYBIES! DO IT FOR THE GAYBIES! :D
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Comebacks for your everyday asshole
HumorI got tired of assholes spewing shit from thier mouths. I figured you would too. Your welcome.