"Know this," he said. "Any one who answered incorrectly will not only be disqualified... but they will never be permitted to enter in the Chunin Exams ever again. Make your decision now. Anyone who would rather leave now and retake the exam later, may leave—but the rest of your team must leave also. Choose wisely, peasants."
'D-did he...? Did he just call us peasants?'
"Yuuuuuuuuupp."
"I will repeat this only once more, you fucking maggots—so you better listen up!"
'H-he just...nevermind.'
"You have two options, two. Got it? Good.
"Option number one...answer the question. But if you answer wrong, you can never take these damn exams ever again!
"Option number two. You get the fuck out and hope for better luck next time...
"...you've got ten seconds. Oh, and fuck you. Now, GO! Fucking maggots..."
It took less than seven seconds to clear out 75% of the room. The last 24% (1% = Naru-chan) were half up, looking pretty torn. Suddenly, Naruto stood up, and raised both his hands high.
"I HAVE A QUESTION."
"Whadaya want, kid?!"
"WHAT IF I GOTTA PEE."
"Then fucking hold it."
"WHAT IF I REALLY GOTTA PEE."
"Hold it."
"BUT WHAT IF I CAN'T HOLD IT—"
"You can hold it."
"BUT WHAT IF I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING PISS MYSELF—"
"—FINE JUST FUCKING GO ALREADY YOU DAMN GAKI—"
"—Oh, I don't have to go."
"But you—!?"
"It was just a rhetorical question, Ibiki-sensei."
"Y-you..."
He banged his head on the chalkboard. "I give up, I'm never proctoring one of these damn exams ever again. I've learned my lesson, just...shut up."
"Why?"
Bang.
"Ibiki-sensei? Is something wrong?"
"I." Bang. "Hate." Bang. "Children." BANG.
"Well, that's not a very nice thing to say."
"Shut up."
"Why?"
"Please just shut up."
"Why?"
"Please."
"Please, what?"
"I'm begging you."
"Why?"
"I, Ibiki, head of Torture and Investigation, am begging you."
"Why?"
Bang.
"Why won't you just shut up?"
"I dunno. Why're ya askin' me?"
"Please shut up...?"
"But I don't waaannaaa..."
"Fuck! SHUT UP!"
"Nahhh..."
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The Merciless Fox Child
FanfictionBecause of a near death experience with some if the villagers, Naruto discovered Kyuubi at a young age and began training under him. Later, he is known as Kitsune, the merciless fox child of the ANBU. Now, he is about to face the biggest challenge o...
