"Standards" -Joshler

Christmas Special (2/4)

(The lovely Rush_With_A_Wreath drew this photo of josh with the jumper on!! It's adorable tysm <3)

I woke up to loud knocking on the door. It was 9 am which was the time Tyler was coming to pick me up.

Shit

I'd slept through all 3 of my alarms, which was not good

I raced to get my ripped jeans and a ti-dye t-shirt on, I ran down the stairs (which was the most exercise I've done in months) to great a rather adorable Tyler, holding a bag of muffins.

"Figured you'd be late after I texted you so many times so I brought breakfast"

"You're such a hero"

"Josh, can I tell you a secret?"

I leant forward, this was weird

"Your t-shirt is on backwards, dork"

I started giggling nervously to realise it was on inside out and backwards

I rolled my eyes and grabbed his pretty green t-shirt before pulling him in. I shut the door behind him and gave him a small peck on the lips.

My cheeks were probably glossy red, like a donut

Ty walked past me so I took the opportunity to smack his ass-ets

He giggled before skipping away into the kitchen. I went upstairs to change my top, only to realise that it said "Dad" on the front. Nice

I layered my lips with a little lip balm to keep them fresh- gotta have that femininity

I walked down the stairs and into the kitchen. It was cool and the black tiles made it melancholy yet, a sweet aura colour admired from Ty, as if it was happiness.

"What are you staring at Dad"

Way to ruin the moment Tyler

"Something beautiful"

Tyler looked behind him

"Nope nothing beautiful there"

I giggled as I pulled out a muffin. It was blueberry, my favourite

"You'll be late to your own funeral, you know that right" Tyler giggled as he got up and put the muffins in his black bag

I swallowed "Pretty much. Also Brendon's told me to invite you to this Christmas jumper party he's having. It's the most "embarrassing jumper" competition or whatever"

I took another huge bite

"I'll just wear you then"

I punched his arm playfully while trying to eat the muffin with the other

"Mmff mffffmf mffff!"

"That's a whole lot of English" Tyler winked, giggling again

I swallowed once more

"Stop bullying me you dweeb"

Tyler grabbed my hand and tugged me towards the door. I stopped and got my shoes on and before I knew it we where on the bus and ready to do some Christmas shopping.

Ping!

Dally: ok I have 2 embarrassing jumpers. One has "Sleigh gurl!" With a bunch of emojis on and the other has Christmas lights and sings but has farting elfs on the front.