savage ; dylan sprayberry

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OPEN NEW INSTAGRAM DM?
[yes/no]

@dylansprayberry > @billydiamandis

dylan ; good-afternoon princessa

billy ; good afternoon handsome

dylan ; so i heard from a lil birdie that if i look out of my bedroom window that you'll be there to flash me??

dylan ; where do i sign up?

billy ; boo you've seen my melons already

billy ; i can't believe you're still thirsty

dylan ; what can i say, i'm a boob man

billy ; oh trust me, i know

billy ; i'm a butt girl personally

dylan ; i have a cute butt

billy ; how biased

billy ; but true

dylan ; i have a cute butt you have cute boobs

dylan ; what an amazing couple

billy ; ...

billy ; couple?

dylan ; dUcK

dylan ; iT jUsT sLiPpEd iM sOrRy

billy ; i wasn't complaining

dylan ; really?

billy ; if i had to date someone i'd want it to be you

billy ; I DIDNT MEAN FOR THAT TO SOUND SO STRAIGHT FORWARD I MEAN WHAT HAHA

dylan ; you're so fucking adorable

billy ; language

dylan ; sorry steve rogers when did you become mom

dylan ; hey so hypothetically if i were to ask you out what would you say

dylan ; this is for science you must answer

billy ; hypothetically, i would say yes on the condition that we steer clear of labels until we officially meet and canoodle

dylan ; canoodle

dylan ; but okay yeah cool cool sounds good science will be pleased with this answer

billy ; okay

billy ; hypothetically, if i were to tell you that i like you more than a friend, what would you say?

billy ; this is also for science so you must also answer

dylan ; hypothetically, i'd tell you that i like you too and express how much you mean to me

billy ; interesting

dylan ; very interesting indeed

A/N - ITS HAPPENING I REPEAT ITS HAPPENING OKAY BYE

hypothetically if my OTP came true I'd probably jump and scream and throw my phone (IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN THIS INSTANCE)