Don't you love Fall? I mean what do we not have to love about Fall? I love writing a question after a question. I mean, dammit I should've put a question mark there! Anyways, do you ever wonder why they call it Fall? Could it have been that the person who was naming it at the time was falling? Or maybe, they... I don't know any other reason they would've named it Fall. I wonder... *Crack!* Wha?!-WooOAHHhh! Person thinks about something happening to them and then it happens to them clichè WHAT?! How could this have happened?! Damn you lazy writer who uses clichès to explain your weird stories! Damn you again for trying to be funny! Oh? How about you try writing a story sometime! Do you know how many times I look over my work to check for mistakes?! Ummm... zero? Y Yes but that's not the point I'm trying to get a point across here! Uh, no, I think I know the point you're trying to get across. Really smart-ass? Then what is it? That it's hard to be funny... ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE FALLING DOWN A FUCKING NEVER-ENDING HOLE! Oh, right. I'll get you out of there
Butthurt asshole suddenly teleported to New Jersey State Fair
Okay ogay ockay, first of all "Butthurt asshole", second of all... NEW JERSEY STATE FAIR?! WHAT THE FUCK?! You should be happy I even got you out of that hole. Also, I hear the corndogs are scrumptious here! Hi, I'm Billy Mays, and here at the New Jersey State Fair, we've got more than Oxi-Clean, we've got the new! Scrumptious Corn-Doggs! Why "Corn-Doggs"? Because it's a meme Which part? Dogg Both of you, Shut up! Who's butthurt now? Me? No not you idiot IDIOT?!?! Uh, yeah, and Billy, aren't you supposed to be dead? What's that 'sposed to meen?! I said, SHUDDUP!
And they all got into a big fight and ate eachothers heads, The End
WHEN DID YOU GET INVOLVED!?!??!
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That, was way too fucking weird. Well then peace!
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