chapter 8 of smexyness

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Computer:*dings*

Me:*go to the computer and read the comments* Anna really? 0////0

Anna: yep

Me: SLENDY!

Sl: what?

Me:*shows the comment*-//////-

Sl:*starts laughing* ok *grabs me and kisses meh*

Me:*trying my best to faint*-////-

2 minutes later~

Sl:*let’s go* done

Me:*falls on da floor passed out still red*

Anna: KKKAAAMMMEEERRROOONNN!!!*runs to me and starts fanning meh*

Me:*starts waking up* -////- mew

Computer:*dings*

Me:*reads the message* fine I’ll do it Anthony

Kim: *walks in*why is bob outside in the yard?

Me: say what?

Kim: bob. In. yard. =_=

Me: I’ll get him *walks outside and sees bob in da snow*hmmm*thinks of an idea* hey bob your sensitive to cold right?

Bob:*growls*

Me: I’ll take that as a yes*makes a snowball and throws it at him* then come get me

Bob:*chases me*

Me:*hides behind a boulder*:3 the plan is in motion

Bob:*runs past the boulder*

Me:*jumps from behind the boulder and pushes him down a hill*bye bye <3

Bob:*rolls down the hill and turns into a giant snowball*I’LL GET YOU KAMERON!*

Me: nope*skips after the snowball*

Bob:*rolling to a lumber mill*

Me: :D yay it’s working like it should

Bob:*rolling to the entrance were wood is cut and goes throw the big ass door*

Me:*finds the button and pokes it*is this it?*lights turn on and machine whir* yep J *watches a the snowball moves on the coveter belt and slowly moving towards the saw*

Anthony:*sitting in a lawn chair eating popcorn* sup.

Me: happy? :3

Anthony: hell yes I got my dare almost done

Bob:*screams while being chopped into tiny pieces *

Me: done~ *teleports back home*

Computer:*dings*

Me:*reads the dares* *looks at kim and Anthony*dammit you two quit fighting you’re as bad as England and France!

Kim:……. He started it -3-

Anthony: NO YOU DID!!

Me: -.- wow anyway JEFF GET IN HERE!

Jeff: WHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT???*walks in*

Me: you and kim have to get married .-.

Jeff: dare?

Me:*nods*

Jeff: by who?

Me:*points to Anthony* him:3

Jeff: dammit*mumbles*go to sleep

Me: say something J

Jeff: no <_<

Kim: I can finally be married to the one I love yay \(^_^)/

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