Jeff: really L.A.?! I could never even make it without my ass being saved from cops!
Anthony: I’m pretty sure she’s there for multiple reasons XD
Julie: don’t they have the newest animes in California?
Kim: yep XD and the best food in certain places
Anthony: XD oh I get it she’s going to get anime and food, I was worried for a second, we should just relax *grabs the remote and turn the TV on*
News reporter: today all of los Angeles is in total chaos, people are dying left and right and nobody knows-*her head get chopped off by something unseen*
Le rest:*hears loud screams from the TV*
Me: *laughing psychotically* lets have fun~
Jeff: you were saying? =_=
Anthony: weird she only kills bad people ._.
Me:*still invisible and turns towards the camera* this woman was crack head that beat her children, so karma came around and helped the world be a better place one kill at a time. <3
Anthony: the world just loves proving me wrong, doesn’t it =_=
e.j: this is not good… no more kidneys for me if we don’t stop her
le rest:*look at e.j with the “really?” face*
e.j: what?!
Anthony: kameron is killing a heavily populated area and you’re worried about kidneys? =_=
e.j: yep
Jeff: so how are we going to catch her =_=?
Anthony: food -_-
Lui: really, food?
Anthony: -_- yep but right now I think she would want something either bloody or warm
Jeff: ok I’ll try to get some bloody steaks you can get some ramen I guess
Sl:*teleports* what’s going on?
Anthony: -_- kam went on a killing spree in L.A
Sl: damn.
Meanwhile~
Me:*in a book store reading norigami and watamote* cool~ *puts the books in my bag and walks out still invisible*
People:*walks around nervously*
Me:*walks into an alley as a shortcut and turns visible*
??: hey there –hic- cutie *walks out from the shadows stumbling* come-hic- here
Me:*mentally grins and speaks in a girly voice* o-oh p-please d-don’t h-hurt m-me i-I w-was j-just p-passing t-through.
??: sorry –hic- kiddie but -hic- this is my-hic- turf, you –hic- gotta pay *grins and pushes me by my throat into a wall*
Me: tell me why do you beat your wife and lie to others
??: how the –hic- f*ck do you –hic- know that?
Me:*grins evilly* because karma knows all the bad things you did *kicks the man off and pulls out a machete from her back*
??: p-please I was j-just kidding!
Me: sorry no take backs ^-^ *slices the man in half vertically and walks away to the other side of the alley*
Back at the mansion~
Sl: uh guys that wasn’t me yes I was in the closet but I didn’t come out here with her…
Moon: hi daddy!*runs and hugs his legs*
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