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Alyssa: hey guys!!! toda-

BEN: WEEEEEEEDDDDDD

Alyssa: *rolls eyes* Jeff how many did he smoke?

Jeff: More than 20 that's all I know

Alyssa: We need to take his weed alway...

BEN: *smokes* Chhhiillll broooooo jusssstttt rreeeelllaaaxxxx annndddd trrrryy ssoommme

Alyssa: No SLENDY!!!

Slender: *teleport to living room* What?

Alyssa: BEN smoking weed again.....

Slender: BEN what I tell you about smoking in front of Sally

Sally: It smells bad...... ewww

Slender: It's okay child... BEN give me the weed now or I am taking your video games away

BEN: Your a big loillpop huheheh

Slender: *rolls eyes* I live with idiot's.... *takes BEN's weed*

BEN: WHOA! Mr. Lolillpop why you taking my weed?

Slender: Don't call me lolillpop

BEN: Chiiiiilllllll duuuuuuuddddddeeee

Slender: *facepalm* Ugh

Alyssa: ANYWAYS!!! Jeff your staring at my boobs....

Jeff: *stares at boobs* Wait what you say? I was staring at your boobs

Alyssa: *facepalm* Ugh

Slender: Welcome to my life

Alyssa: Ya thanks..... Jeff stop staring at my boobs or else

Jeff: Or else what *smirks*

Alyssa: This! *grabs Jeff's noise and breaks it*

Jeff: OWWW *holds noise and it starts to bleed* you broke my noise!

Alyssa: That was the point don't mess with me Jeff

Jeff: Jesus how you did that?

Alyssa: I'm powerful and stronger than you... Slendy clean up his blood and fix it his noise.....

Slender: okay...... come on child *teleport Jeff and I to bathroom*

Alyssa: Anyways, this is a book so ask all of us questions or dares in the comments down there below!

BEN: Hahah down below as in where ur area down there HAHAHAH

Sally: EWWW!!!

Alyssa: Damn he is really high SLENDY!!! BEN SAID SOMETHING GROSS IN FRONT OF SALLY!!!

Slender: BEN what did I tell you come on now.....

BEN: *follows Slendy* huheheh

Alyssa: Anyways... BYEH!!!

Everyone: BYE!

Masky: CHEESECAKES!!!

BEN: *yells from kitchen* WEED!!!

Laughing Jack: CANDY!!!

Eyeless Jack: KIDNEYS!!!

Alyssa: okay you guys can shut up now! BYEH!!!

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