BLACKJACK
I can hear you talking about me boss...
Unlikely. I'm 25 miles away
My hearing is 400 billion times better than yours.
I'll google that. 400 billion sounds way too low.
I can smell McDonalds
Stop trying to freak me out.
McNuggets
CAN YOU SEE ME?!?!?!?!?
I am BAT-HORSE!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Demigods....... Texting?
FanfictionHey everybody, before we start I just want to let you know that I know demigods cannot have phones. Also these are just random texts I found on the internet.... All i did was Demigodafiy them... DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS...
