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For the most epic....
Most craziest....
Most random....
Lord of the Rings Fanfic....
You
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*CRAZY EXPLOSION*
The explosive conclussion to the Tales of Random Craziness and Humor trilogy is here! Your favorite...
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"So let me get this straight, you're NOT afraid of turtles?" Shazad asked Phoenix.
"Of course not! That would be ridiculous." The red head replied.
"But you're afraid of small, adorable creatures?" She concluded narrowing her eyes.
"Yes! Exactly!"
"That doesn't exactly make your situation any better Phoenix. By now everyone in Middle Earth knows about "Turtle Boy."
Phoenix tilted his head to the side, completely and utterly confused. "Turtle Boy? What's that?"
Shazad took out her phone and pulled up YouTube. "It's what they're all calling you."
Phoenix watched in horror as a video of himself running and screaming with a tiny turtle cleaning to his back played out in front of him.
"You're the new internet sensation Phoenix, and not in a good way." Shazad really did feel bad for Phoenix, running around the bugst party of the year in blind terror because of a little turtle named Pita was clinging to your back would not be easy to live doen, especially for a prince of Mirkwood. People seemed to expect a lot out of the royal family of elves for some reason.
"Who could have done such a thing?!" Phoenix suddenly demanded, startling Shazad which almost made her drop her duffle bag type thing that she still had with her.
"What? Upload the video onto YouTube?" She guessed.
"YES! WHO DID IT?!?!"
Phoenix studied Shazad's phone until he found what he sought, the name of the one who uploaded the video.
