Boyfriend and Girlfriend are sitting in a park. The girl is going to have heart surgery tomorrow.
Boy: whatever happens, I want you to know that I love you, and I will never let go.
*hug*
Two days later:
*girl wakes up from surgery, dad is the only one in the room*
Girl: where is he?
Dad: don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: *starts crying*
Dad: just kidding. He went to the bathroom.
Credit: some instagram acc. This dad is fluffing savage😭
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