Jim died in a fire and was burned really badly. The morgue needed someone to confirm that it was Jim. They called in Jim's two best friends Matt and Anthony. Matt said,
"Yeah he's burned pretty badly. Turn him over." So they turned him over, and Anthony said:
"Nope. Ain't Jim." They went through this for a couple days and eventually the morgue asked why it wasn't him. They said,
"It's not Jim because Jim has two assholes."
"He has two holes?" A man asked.
Anthony and Matt replied,
"Yeah, everywhere we went everyone would always say, 'here comes Jim with his two assholes!"
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