Text Messages || L.S.

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Harry: hey, you :)

Louis: hey

Louis: Harry, right?

Harry: yup :)

Louis: ok...what are you up to, Harry?

Harry: just eating a banana

Harry: do you want a picture?

Louis: no that's ok

Harry: [inserts image]

Louis:..um I thought you said you were eating a banana

Harry: lol I am

Louis: really? Because it looks more like you're giving it a bj

Louis: no offense

Harry: haha none taken

Harry: [inserts image]

Louis: okay now I'm 101% sure you're purposely sending me thirst traps

Harry: [inserts image]

Louis: cut it out

Harry: it's just a fruit :)

Louis: yeah and you're sexualizing it

Harry: how do you sexualize a fruit? :/

Louis: idk ask yourself  and Marilyn Monroe

Harry: lol you're funny

Harry: I like funny men

Harry: [inserts image]

Louis: wtf

Louis: Im gonna go...

Harry: no don't leave

Harry: I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable :(

Harry: I'm just lonely, bored...and horny :(

Louis: ...how old are you?

Harry: 18

Louis: just legal

Harry: actually I've been legal for a while now. My birthday is next month :)

Louis: is it?

Harry: yup

Louis: well, that's good for you

Harry: when's yours?

Louis: it just passed on Christmas Eve

Harry: oh well happy belated birthday !1!1!1

Louis: thanks

Harry: np! How old are you?

Louis: 25

Harry: can I get a picture of you?

Louis: um, why?

Harry: I sent you a picture of me..

Louis: but I told you not to

Harry: ugh just send a picture

Louis: :/

Louis: [inserts picture]

Louis: there

Harry: oh my, you're daddy af!

Louis: thanks...?

Harry: my dick is so hard for you

Louis: tmi

Harry: um I'll ttyl

Louis: where are you going?

Harry: im gonna masturbate to this picture of you...bye

Louis: wtf

Louis: you better not

Louis: Harry?

Louis: omg...